Beth Amphetamine

8 Mar



One hit of Beth Amphetamine and you’re addicted…addicted to pain. Beth honed her arm wrestling skills while serving time at the Utica Women’s Correctional Facility, where she was known for her mean vegetarian chili and her mean right hook. Her hobbies include gardening, scrapbooking and bare knuckle boxing against Samoa’s National Rugby Team. Critics have called Beth Amphetamine a “ticking time bomb just looking for a place to explode.” She agrees. You better not make any plans for the next 90 days because her forearm’s about to send you to rehab.

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