miss morton assault

7 Mar

Miss Morton Assault

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Miss Morton Assault is not just the cute little girl who sprinkles salt on your food. This bad-ass will pour salt in your wounds as she decimates your arm! As you are writhing in pain, she will remind you why she is the salt of the earth. Her umbrella comes in handy when she brings her competitors to tears. Hold on to your arteries, because your blood pressure is about to skyrocket!

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